Tuesday, November 2, 2010

This Guy I Like

November is here, and so am I. So why don't the two of us get together and do something?

Because I don't want to!

Oh shut-up, November who asked you?

Anyway, I'm going to try and post something I'm thankful for everyday this month.
I've decided to start today, November 2nd, because I'm so sick of the number one always getting to start things.


Today I'm thankful for my husband.

Why? He doesn't even have a motorcycle?

Dude, November what is your problem?! Like you have a motorcycle?
HA!
All you've got is thanksgiving- a day known for heartburn and naps. Yahoo.

Sorry guys where was I?
Oh yes, husband thankfulness.

Here are a couple reasons why:

He's a genuine genius.
Ask him a question, any question, and without a moments thought he can answer it correctly.
Just today I quizzed him with a bunch of rapid-fire questions:

Q: Hey Hon, are you hungry?
A: A little.

Q: Have you seen my green jacket?
A: Sure, lots of times.

Q: Did you return the redbox movie?
A: Uh-huh.

Q: Ew-gross, what's that smell?
A: Dinner.

See what I mean? Total smarty pants.

He's also an AMAZING driver! He can do a u-turn even when there's a sign that clearly states u-turns are impossible.
He decides what's possible!

He says things like, "Will you turn the frosting on?" (he meant to say defrost)

Ummm..... that's all.


13 comments. For every comment received:

Pam C. said...

I think I like this guy, too.

Steph @ Diapers and Divinity said...

I married a genius too. And he really wants a motorcycle.

Barbaloot said...

I can't believe you like a guy that doesn't even own a motorcycle. Low standards.

N & N said...

So glad to know that I have a genius husband too. Thank you for the laugh tonight, I needed it

Sue said...

heehee

My husband is similarly endowed...

;)

also known as shell said...

lol about everything. i think you are so cool.

Just SO said...

What's not to like?

Em said...

I'm thankful that after 2 hours of crying my baby finally took a nap, just in time for her to wake back up 45 min later. I think I would be more thankful and less grouchy if I had taken a nap too.

Keyona said...

I need one of them!

Alisha said...

Dude, he can actually DO those U-turns? And I thought that was an earthquake the other day, but I guess it was when the earth moved from a U-turn! Totally jealous of you. Lucky dog.

Amber said...

I think your husband should teach courses at the local community college. He'd be awesome.

myimaginaryblog said...

I can't really comment because it's 12:09 AM and I'm too tired to.

Donna said...

Ha ha, your conversation with the month of November makes me laugh!