I'm not quite sure how to make the transition from controversial political post, back to the normal frivolous hogwash I'm used to spewing out.
So I'm just not gonna.
I'm renaming this blog: "Stuff Mary Thinks About Important Stuff Americans Can't Agree on Like Health Care and Immigration and Taxes and Abortion and Wars and Area 51 and National Treasure Book of Secrets and Stuff"
Next Topic of Discussion: Tibet
I think those people who demand to "free Tibet" need to brush up on their history and understand that Tibet has been a part of China for the past 700 years!!!
Or so my Chinese husband tells me, and he should know, he was educated for 14 years by some of the greatest and most loyal communist teachers the People's Republic of China have ever seen.
Here he is swearing his allegiance to the honorable Chairman Mao.
Yeah, he's got a pretty unbiased opinion.
So if you've got a "FREE TIBET" bumper sticker on your Prius, you might as well stick a "FREE HAWAII" one on there too, it's pretty much the same thing.
You can get one here.
But I agree that Hawaii should be free. Then a lot more people would travel there, especially poor people like me.
Poor people like free stuff.
Especially free tropical island stuff.
You know what else we poor people like? The free school lunch they serve across the street every day at school.
I don't go there anymore though, not because I'm rich now and can feed my kids my own sloppy joes, but because last time I went I got yelled at by a mean lunch lady.
Usually, after the kids are full, I finish off what's left on their tray.
I don't like wasting food because there are starving children in China and if I eat what I'm given then those kids don't starve anymore, I think.
So anyway, I was finishing up the goulash Evan didn't want when a lunch lady marched over toward me and told me to spit out what was in my mouth and to never take another bite because if the boss lunch lady caught me eating off my kid's tray, the whole free lunch program would be terminated.
I was pretty upset, but the police officer told me there was nothing they could do and that 911 should only be dialed in an emergency.
Whatever! I don't care anymore; I'm so done crying over this!
So now we all stay home and eat sandwiches. If the kids finish their sandwich, they get a popsicle. Now I've been finding half eaten sandwiches all over the house: in drawers and toy boxes and under couches. What a waste, I guess they don't care about the starving kids.