Wednesday, July 14, 2010

I lied :(

If you read my posts from a third party source like google reader or silent stalker you can't see my comment link.
It reads:
For every comment received Mary plants a tree... in Farmville.

I think this has made my mom a bit worried that I'm spending precious time Farmvilling when I should be doing more important things, like watching Glenn Beck.

But being my facebook friend, she should know that I am NOT playing farmville.

My status never reads:

Oh no! Mary just found a little lost bull while picking apples in her orchard.

Or

Mary needs four more nails to finish building her slaughter house!

Or



Hooray! Mary just butchered her first baby calf.


So it was all a lie; I don't really plant a tree when I receive a comment. But people should know by now that most of this blog is a lie.
Like I'm really going to stop haunting my great-great grandkids if they just read my blog? It's going to take a lot more than that to get rid of me- like some ghost pie or something.

But really, I have nothing against Farmville, the only reason I haven't started playing it is because I know I would love it and instantly become addicted, and then what would happen to my World of Warcraft comrades?

11 comments. For every comment received:

Machen said...

Is Meici even your daughter?

Pam C. said...

Now that I know you don't have a farm, will you be my facebook friend?

Kristina P. said...

Well, Glen Beck is Mormon, so you are legally, and spiritually, obligated to watch him.

Amber said...

I was so excited that you were planting a tree for me and now you have ruined my day and probably my life. Boo.

Melissa Bastow said...

I'm stupid. I thought Farmville was a town somewhere. Like a real town. So I was more thinking, "Where's Mary getting all of these trees?" And "Are they just saplings, or does she have a full grown orchard she's adding to all the time?" And then I was wondering if I could bring my family to come apple picking at your orchard in Farmville. Which wouldn't really work out now that I know that it's just a facebook thing. Which I should have known already. But remember, I'm stupid.

Barbaloot said...

It takes a lot of courage to admit your mistakes like that, Mary. Good for you.

Sue said...

My daughter is so into those FB games. She cracks me up.

And so do you. But for different reasons...

=D

Amander said...

I've never played FV, but I think I would if it said things like, "Amanda just butchered her fist baby calf." That's awesome!

Just SO said...

You can butcher little calves in Farmville? I may just have to start up a farm.

Heather said...

I feel the same way about possibly becoming addicted to farmville. I won't go near it. Besides then everyone on facebook would know how I waste my time.

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

Oh that Farmville was the devil!! Glad I left it when I did and now the addiction rages on to Bejewelled Blitz and Family Feud.