I hate sharing a birthday with April Fool!
Nobody ever believes it's my birthday, and the people that do know it's my birthday always give me crappy presents. One year I got a wet rag, an empty box, and season 2 of Alf on DVD. And people think this is okay because hey it's April Fools Day anything goes.
I hate people!
If I don't get the new George Foreman USB igrill
or some Squeeze Bacon
this year I'm tearing up my birth certificate, which will make me disintegrate because it will mean I've never been born.
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