I hope everyone had a fabulous Mother's Day.
Including all the mothers in the animal kingdom, even giraffes, but not kangaroos. Mother kangaroos already get more than enough praise. So what you have a built in pouch that you carry your babies in, big deal! I sling my kids over my shoulders, turtles abandon their unborn in a hole at the beach, and hamsters eat their young- I don't care! We're all mothers, so stop bragging about the stupid baby pocket, kangaroos, I'm just so sick of it!
What else am I so sick of?
My family completely forgetting about Mother's Day again.
So, I wake up to my usual breakfast in bed, just like I do every Sunday.
Get ready for church and take our weekly picture.
Come home to a clean house and fresh flowers.
Take a two hour nap while my husband cooks my favorite foods, just like he does every day.
Read the cards my kids made for me.
Again, something I make them do on a weekly basis. They complain about it now but they'll thank me for it when they're older and can't remember how much they love me.
Take a family walk to the park.
Come home and eat the free cupcakes I got from The Sweet Tooth Fairy. They were giving them away yesterday to all the ladies. I wore a disguise (put my glasses on) and got a second free cupcake because they didn't recognize me. Thanks for the idea, Superman.
Then I fell asleep watching Good Burger.
A pretty typical Sunday, except sometimes my naps are only an hour and a half long instead of two.
I guess the extra half hour was my gift.
I WANTED A HUG COUPON!!!
Why doesn't anyone want to hug me?
...oh yeah... the leprosy.